Hey guys. I’m old, and with a nod to TS Eliot, I wear my trousers rolled. I have seen about…. I’m gonna guess, 2000 bands in my life, and most of the famous ones when they were just a 5 dollar cover. You guys are good, and I’m gonna pump you with my people as much as I can. I have a hint for you, to grow your fanbase- and BTW I’m not selling anything- figure out a tour with the Ontario version of the Dead. They sell out everywhere they go, that would build your fan base really really rapidly. Anyway, just a thought from a random guy who really likes your art.

PS- I’ll tell you who the band is if a real human answers me.